I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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