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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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