So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I would ride that face into the sunset
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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