i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Farmville is her only friend.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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