11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
