if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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