Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i dont even know how to be here
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize