I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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