fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
