How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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