Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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