So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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