what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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