Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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