you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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