Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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