um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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