12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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