So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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