Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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