Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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