Having a random hookup so left but love u
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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