Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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