BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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