IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just sent this text using only my big toe
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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