the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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