margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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