whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Two words: blizzard sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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