I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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