yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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