yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
my liver is dry heaving
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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