As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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