I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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