I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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