The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Oh god it's open bar.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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