As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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