Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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