I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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