So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i now understand why vodka
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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