Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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