I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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