loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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