he shaved USA in his pubs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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