Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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