Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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