I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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