So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i love accidental penises.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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