yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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