How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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