I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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