apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The air was thick with penises
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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