i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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