I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
