I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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