It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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