In the future we'll all be gay
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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