sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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